Nick: “I’m not drunk.”
Tomas: “I’m going to turn this car around RIGHT NOW!” Justin: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Justin: “This fucking Stouffer’s costs TWELVE CENTS per OUNCE!”
Clint: “If you don’t come down here you’re a FUCKING FAGGOT!… Well, except for you, Zach”
Kiel is Jabba. “Meesa Atchua. WHOAH OH OH OH. JABBA NO BATTA. WHOAH OH OH OH.”
Ryan: “…something WATERMELLONS!” [...]

Kiel plays the intensely interesting Little Farm simulator demo on Steam.
“YAY…. BUTTERFLY BONUS!”
…
“This is so sad.”
…
“God, I hate my life.”
…
“Oh no! a bug, OH NOOOO!”
…
“It’s 2:51 in the morning - what more do you want?!”

Dane opens up Nick’s laptop. Observes.
“Your homepage appears to be Gomer’s Keg Menu”

(3:36:36 PM) dane: you need to go back to the burg and start tapping that blonde
(3:37:09 PM) david: i know
(3:37:24 PM) david: i wish i was there cause she is really bored she said
(3:37:38 PM) dane: thats code for “i want your cock”
(3:44:05 PM) dane: wait, she asked for your number, right?
(3:44:10 PM) david: yeah
(3:44:26 [...]